Seat shakers, epic conversationalists and rogue masturbators made the list.
The cinema is a magical place, capable of turning even the most dour kill-joy into a blubbering optimist, converting six-foot men into quivering lumps, and taking us all on thrilling adventures through time and space. There are people out there, though, who seem set on turning your two hours of fun into a festival of annoyance so profound that it makes you want to storm out screaming something about Pirate Bay. It’s all part of the cinema experience. So, in their deranged honour, let’s explore the worst people to sit behind at the movies.